I hate Greece and I hate Greeks. Please try to understand that. No, I don't give a shit that you realized that my last name is Greek, and I could care less that you've been there. Good for you. I'm here to forget. Also, don't start reciting the alphabet for me because 1) you're pronouncing it all wrong and 2) I ALREADY FUCKING KNOW IT. I went to school there, REMEMBER?
I'm not biased AGAINST greeks, but a good chunk of them are insensitive, arrogant pricks, so please don't go into all-I-know-about-Greece rants in front of me. I DON'T LIKE IT.
Oh, you're Greek? Oh, you found my multiply website over the internet? How nice! LEAVE ME THE HECK